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Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.
Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.
Q: Why does vegan cheese taste bad?
A: It hasn't been tested on mice.
Q: What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?
A: We have to stop meating like this
Q. What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?
A. Someone who lost their veg-inity!
Q. What do you call a militant vegan?
A. Lactose intolerant.
Q: What do vegan zombies eat?
Q: What's a vegan's favourite chat up line?
A: If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhoea?
A: A salad shooter.
Q: Why did the vegan cross the road?
A: Because she was protesting for the chicken, man!
"salad shooter" ... good one
Meat-eater: Did you hear about the new study saying vegans are more likely to go blind? I guess it's because you don't get the proper nutrition.
Vegan: Nah, it's just from reading all of those tiny ingredients lists.
These actually made me LOL! Thanks so much :D
what does tofu and dildos have in common?
they are both meat substitutes!
Q: Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper?
A: He sold his soul to seitan!
Q: What did one vegetarian say to the other vegetarian?
A: We have to stop meating like this.
Doctor: A vegetarian has a carrot sticking out of one ear, celery out of the other, and a mushroom up his nose. He goes to the doctor and asks him what's wrong.
The doctor tells him, "Well, for one thing, you're not eating right."