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It would be impossible for me to tell you how many people die in the course of this film, but it would be safe to say that no less than 500 people meet their untimely demise. People are shot, stabbed, thrown from rooftops, raped, set on fire, hit by cars, beaten with chains, blown up, punched, kicked, and strangled. Old women are bludgeoned, old men knocked to the floor with 2X4s, and defenseless teenagers stabbed in the neck. Big-titted whores run topless through the streets, men are chased by gangs bearing plungers, and no-good punks are attacked by screaming women armed only with brooms. While people die by the score throughout the film, the final twenty minutes are the bloodiest in film history, easily surpassing the opening of Saving Private Ryan, the entirety of Ran, and the final scene of Glory combined.

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At 9:18pm on March 30, 2012, Amber said…

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