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Hey guys! For this week, I'll share my experience with MILK and DAIRY. I don't know whether to call these poems or plain babbles, but yea, I'm so stressed out for homework that I just want to vent them out-without writing them in properly-arranged sentences or any fancy literary devices.
Hope you will enjoy it! :P
Buy this milk!
Good for you!
Builds strong bones!
Teenagers must drink them!
Soy milk as a baby, cow's milk as a child.
I was fed that way, tender and mild.
Running here and there, happy and wild;
And believed in the ads spread wild.
Milk promoted in school, milk promoted in the streets;
Milk as breakfast and milk as yummy treats.
How good milk is, it's all in the sheets,
Is the milky business selling treats or tricks?
"My stomach HURTS!!!"
"Mama, my stomach BLOATS! I think I'm going to throw up! What's this? What's this?"
"Mama, my stomach hurts like HELL man."
"Mama, my hands, my legs. Pain, o, PAIN!!!"
"Oh dear, let me hurry you for a check-up."
What did the doc say?
"You have LACTOSE INTOLERANCE."
What? L-A-C-T-O-S-E I-N-T-O-L-E-R-A-N-C-E?
No milk, no more milk. How to survive??!!
"You lack calcium."
Milk has calcium and builds strong bones, right?
Doc, you must be lying, YOU MUST BE LYING!!!
I cannot live, I may die.
No ice-cream, no yoghurt, no life.
No calcium, I cannot survive.
I want to live young and LIVE MY LIFE!!!
So what, I'll still eat my ice cream and let me get it my way.
Calcium supplements? Yes!
Sour and fizzy in my water
And they are so disgustingly sour.
Just drink it, just drink it!
Dang Sharon, you are getting fat, fat, fat.
Pig Sharon, pig you! What do you eat?
Oh no, I just eat two tablespoons of rice
and some veggies and a chicken breast slice for lunch.
I want to get slim, slim, slim.
I want to get trim, trim, trim.
My waist has filled my pants to the brim!
Milk, I seriously don't understand whether to love you or hate you.
You are yummy, you are creamy, yet you make me feel queasy!
No milk, no breakfast, right?
No dairy, no yum, no life.