VEGAN STYLE - The New Official Parody!

LYRICS by Hen Perezz:
Eight years ago I decided to go vegan
No more milk and eggs fish and cow and even chicken
Everyone thought that it was just a diet phase
Even my Jewish mama asked if I was going crazy

Every day since then I'm being asked whats a vegan
People talk as if they have a degree in nutrition
They say you know its not healthy that's the reason you're so skinny
I say check the FDA and why not read the China Study

What about plants don't they have feelings when you cut THEM cut a SA-LAD
What about plant don't they have feelings no they don't! NO no they don't NO!
PLANTS DONT HAVE FEELINGS YOU IDIOT-IOT-IOT-IOT-IOT......IOT!

THIS IS VEGAN STYLE
VEGAN STYLE

HEY VEGAN LADY
THIS IS VEGAN STYLE


Intelligence don't matter just the fact that they can suffer
Just for the sake of taste your sending animals to slaughter
You don't have to love them in order to not kill them
Just like you don't kill people even thought you'd love to shoot 'em


No its not a trend, and we don't have guru
And baby yeah we lots of other things to do
Gary Yourofsky man, best speech you've ever heard
'Bout time to realize your vision has been blurred


What about plants don't they have feeling when you cut THEM cut a SA-LAD
What about plant don't they have feelings no they don't! NO no they don't NO!
PLANTS DONT HAVE FEELING YOU IDIOT-IOT-IOT-IOT-IOT......IOT!

THIS IS VEGAN STYLE
VEGAN STYLE

HEY VEGAN LADY
THIS IS VEGAN STYLE


Now that I'm vegan ,my shit smells better
I'm more healthy, ecologic, even happier
Not killing animals makes my conscience clean
Baby check out my glowing skin!!!

VEGAN LADY
THIS IS VEGAN STYLE...

Comment by Ana Devic on October 30, 2012 at 2:01am
haha. :D genius :D

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Comment by Jenii Saladtarian on October 30, 2012 at 2:05am
lol...love it.I'm going have share it..:D
Comment by Castelli Wong on November 1, 2012 at 8:41pm
Nice !
Comment by sonia pecorella on January 3, 2013 at 8:19pm

very funny

Comment by Xiao Kang on January 3, 2013 at 8:23pm
Comment by Debi on January 4, 2013 at 5:51am

i wish i was a skinny vegan. i think i figured every unhealthy vegan snack there is, plus i like food too much. 

Comment by Sarkis Mambreian on February 1, 2013 at 2:05pm

Awesome@!

Comment by Brittany Anderson on February 1, 2013 at 2:14pm

funny and good, but I think plants can feel pain, I think it was recently proven they can. Even if they can, it's still justifiable based on conservation and the fact that humans have to eat SOMETHING. Plus the bible justifies it (for Christians) 

Comment by Tami Hammond on October 24, 2013 at 4:46pm

I hear you Debi - chocolate is chocolate whether it has dairy in it or not! :)

 

 

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